So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends
I JUST FINISHED MY SHAMPOO AT THE SAME TIME I FINISHED MY CONDITIONER THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IT IS GOING ON MY RESUME
no officer i’m not drunk you’re the one that’s spinning